kip_w: (hands)
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It seems like only yesterday I was reprinting this for the umpteenth time. Chase the kids out of the room and sing along! You know the tune.

FREDDY THE SNOWMAN

Freddy the snowman, with his hat of red and green
Didn't look too spry, but my oh my
What a stone-cold death machine!
Freddy the snowman, got most everyone but me
With his eyes of coal and his evil soul
On his chilly killing spree.

There must have been a curse upon
That rusty kitchen knife;
When Susy put it in his hand,
The snowman took her life!

(Ow!)

Freddy the snowman, was a child molester too
And I heard him say, being dragged away,
"I'll be back next year for you!"

Hackity hack hack, hackity hack hack
Hacking hard and deep.
Stabbity stab stab, stabbity stab stab
Kills you in your sleep!

[new lyrics written around 1990? ©2011 by Kip Williams]

EDITED to change Frosty to back Freddy. Mental lapse.
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kip_w: (Default)
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Every year since... I guess some time in the 90s... I've taken pleasure in reprinting this song. Think of it as being animated by Rankin-Bass, with character designs by MAD artist Paul Coker, Jr. Settle back with some hot chocolate and sing along!

Freddy the Snowman

Freddy the Snowman,
In his scarf of red and green,
Didn't look too spry, but my oh my!
What a stone-cold death machine!

Freddy the Snowman
Got most everyone but me
With his eyes of coal and his evil soul
On his chilly killing spree.

There must have been a curse upon
That rusty kitchen knife:
When Suzy put it in his hand,
The snowman took her life!
(Ow!)

Freddy the Snowman
Was a child molester too,
And I heard him say, being dragged away,
"I'll be back, next year, for you!"

(Hackity hack hack, hackity hack hack,
Hacking hard and deep!
Stabbity stab stab, stabbity stab stab,
Kills you in your sleep!)
.

so I says

Feb. 27th, 2006 12:04 am
kip_w: (company)
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Randolph said:
>> Nationally, that's probably true; some cities appear to be caught in
>> a housing bubble.

And then Keith said:
> Is it a bubble? What's the longest a bubble has ever lasted? This
> one has lasted my [whole] adult life so far.

So I said:

Old Man Bubble, that Old Man Bubble,
It just ain't poppin', an' it ain't stoppin'
It keeps on growin', it just keeps growin' along.

It don't make widgets, or turn out shuckers,
It starts in swampland, an' grows on suckers,
It keeps on growin', it just keeps growin' along.

Look at it, it just ain't right,
It's so full that its skin's skin-tight
Folks got richer, while you held back...
Put your finger in, an' it all goes crack!

Old Man Bubble, that Old Man Bubble,
It should have troubles, but it redoubles
And keeps on growin', it just keeps growin' along!
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