holiday special

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Every year since... I guess some time in the 90s... I've taken pleasure in reprinting this song. Think of it as being animated by Rankin-Bass, with character designs by MAD artist Paul Coker, Jr. Settle back with some hot chocolate and sing along!

Freddy the Snowman

Freddy the Snowman,
In his scarf of red and green,
Didn't look too spry, but my oh my!
What a stone-cold death machine!

Freddy the Snowman
Got most everyone but me
With his eyes of coal and his evil soul
On his chilly killing spree.

There must have been a curse upon
That rusty kitchen knife:
When Suzy put it in his hand,
The snowman took her life!
(Ow!)

Freddy the Snowman
Was a child molester too,
And I heard him say, being dragged away,
"I'll be back, next year, for you!"

(Hackity hack hack, hackity hack hack,
Hacking hard and deep!
Stabbity stab stab, stabbity stab stab,
Kills you in your sleep!)
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