seasonal disorder

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It seems like only yesterday I was reprinting this for the umpteenth time. Chase the kids out of the room and sing along! You know the tune.

FREDDY THE SNOWMAN

Freddy the snowman, with his hat of red and green
Didn't look too spry, but my oh my
What a stone-cold death machine!
Freddy the snowman, got most everyone but me
With his eyes of coal and his evil soul
On his chilly killing spree.

There must have been a curse upon
That rusty kitchen knife;
When Susy put it in his hand,
The snowman took her life!

(Ow!)

Freddy the snowman, was a child molester too
And I heard him say, being dragged away,
"I'll be back next year for you!"

Hackity hack hack, hackity hack hack
Hacking hard and deep.
Stabbity stab stab, stabbity stab stab
Kills you in your sleep!

[new lyrics written around 1990? ©2011 by Kip Williams]

EDITED to change Frosty to back Freddy. Mental lapse.
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