My tweets

• Fri, 12:46: Animation: Time to get to work! These animals won't slaughter themselves. JUST KIDDING: THEY WILL. https://t.co/ukrWjQCYK6
• Fri, 12:48: (Also a brief, dopey stereotype. Sorry. It's getting where you can't watch animals operating a butcher shop without unpleasantness.)
• Fri, 12:55: This will take your mind off that Fischerkoesen food ad! It's a Fischerkoesen drug ad. Seriously intense nightmare fodder. In an ad.
• Fri, 12:56: Hans Fischerkoesen creates an animated nightmare. Multiple triggers. Rats in skulls. Death. Trauma. https://t.co/NDaDdHGTCH
• Fri, 12:57: "You WILL buy this Galaxy 8" Tab for 20% off! AND YOU WILL GET POINTS." "Curse you, Office Despot!"
• Fri, 13:24: Sluggo is a real problem solver, AND a fashion trendsetter! http://t.co/jIrhYb9QCP (Adjusts tea strainer.)
• Fri, 13:27: Frozen meal instructions simplified so I don't have to elaborately cut the film. It would be churlish to say it shredded when I lifted it.
• Fri, 13:27: SO I'M A CHURL.
• Fri, 13:28: (Actually, I think of myself as a CHRRRL. On account of my fierce attitude.)
• Fri, 13:33: In class, we were talking about how Prospero always has Caliban lugging wood. When he briefly "enslaves" Ferdinand, he has to carry wood.

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