My tweets

• Fri, 00:06: It'd be tough being a TV weatherman and a Hydra member both, because you'd always worry about slipping up whilst reporting hail. Awkward.
• Fri, 08:43: Achievement unlocked: spending most of each night on the CPAP. Awaiting outpouring of blessings and benefits.
• Fri, 08:43: Achievement unlocked: my pathetic computer problems awakened the sleeping compassionate giant that is Apple. Logic board replaced free.