My tweets

• Fri, 08:37: RT @rajandelman: @jfruh A b-room on the ship might be like an inverse 10 Forward. You evacuate in jaunty transparent vessels filled w prima…
• Fri, 08:38: RT @elonjames: It is not in any way fucking reasonable to expect us all to "comply" as we see THAT IT DOESNT MATTER AND THE COP WILL LIE WH…
• Fri, 08:39: Is this your newest hell-innovation, Twitter? Whenever I start typing a reply to anything, my TL is going to zoom rapidly away from it?
• Fri, 08:39: RT @Halftongue: @elonjames "He should have complied" is to racism what "she shouldn't have worn that dress" is to misogyny.
• Fri, 08:50: RT @JohnRMoffitt: Whatever we do, we cannot allow the tree-huggers to win. Clean air & water ... safer cities. That's just Socialism!!! htt…
• Fri, 08:51: Today I learned something I could have learned thirty years ago by going to a dictionary. [repeat most days]
• Fri, 11:00: RT @pharris830: #morningjoe Let's unseal these records! http://t.co/ulqNK5NsKj
• Fri, 11:14: SMILING, LETTER-TURNING ROBOT SPELLS DOOM FOR VANNA WHITE
• Fri, 11:47: Playing urologist drinking game now. When I remember the existence of water, I take a drink.