My tweets

• Fri, 13:06: RT @pzmyers: National Report is one of those crappy ‘satire’ sites. Ignore it. https://t.co/1aNgn9K8MP
• Fri, 13:12: RT @EricBoehlert: Obama: compare terror deaths to US gun deaths via 10 yrs-so WP compares 13 yrs of terror deaths w/ 9 mos of homicides htt…
• Fri, 15:17: A sad, sad song: https://t.co/ROrMuNJJRR (This is a legend in my family. We all quote from it. "Hot Dang! PAY DIRT!")
• Fri, 15:20: (I may have misspelled "sick" in that last post. Oh well.)
• Fri, 15:26: Right now, I'm the richest man in town. I've got a bag here with five issues of THIRTEEN GOING ON EIGHTEEN that I haven't read yet.
• Fri, 15:27: (Note: These are 60s comic books by John "Little Lulu" Stanley. They are not what some of you good citizens might be thinking.)
• Sat, 10:05: RT @womzilla: The Second Amendment Is a Gun-Control Amendment - The New Yorker http://t.co/bEbm6LqczE
• Sat, 10:11: Looks like the handle on this space heater was "for entertainment purposes only."
• Sat, 11:38: RT @DrPuppykicker: Internet http://t.co/GGxUcgLEYR
• Sat, 11:43: "It'll happen, or it won't," I said to myself, fairly confident I'd covered most of the eventualities.