My tweets

• Sun, 14:21: First time I can recall hearing "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haa!" played over the speaker system in a grocery store. Trader Joe!
• Sun, 17:11: RT @RubeBait: @EricBoehlert Hell, today the GOP won't cooperate with the GOP!
• Sun, 20:14: Homer & Marge: "Well… Where's Patty gonna sleep?" "On the couch." "But that's where we do our couch gag!"
• Sun, 21:22: RT @MKupperman: THREE CHEERS FOR MATT BORS https://t.co/hFRm3icnKx
• Sun, 21:37: RT @Spkr2Managers: Could we maybe fake a nuclear war & get them to hide out for a few years while we repair the damage they've done? https:…
• Sun, 22:39: RT @MitchWagner: Everybody loves a clown with an axe. http://t.co/dzIMmpqpsx http://t.co/1BUxVUjLDt
• Sun, 22:43: RT @jfruh: you say love isn't scary but then you show me a ghost that wants to fuck me http://t.co/IiBgbDItdD
• Sun, 22:54: RT @zeynep: A refugee boat seems sunk in bad weather at Samos tonight. Last phone call: screams of children. That's the cost. https://t.co/…
• Mon, 09:40: RT @Politics_PR: Here's a safety tip for black children playing w/toy guns in Open Carry states @bchlebeck23 @Montel_Williams #p2 http://t.…
• Mon, 10:10: "To the gods, to the fates, To the rulers of men and their destinies!" —Maine Stein Song

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