My tweets

• Sun, 15:20: RT @RyanEGraney: @amazon @AmazonHelp how can you let people intentionally harass #SandyHook families with fake reviews? https://t.co/OxLkfx…
• Sun, 15:35: Sometimes I miss Pepsin Gum (which is still being sold in places). I wasn't even around for Trypsin Gum and Erepsin Gum.
• Sun, 16:20: When I need something five feet away, I 'walk' my office chair to it. But I make it more exciting my holding my arms in front like Superman.
• Sun, 16:54: RT @kiplet: "I can make whatever I want with this!" —The seven-year-old rejects the tyranny of the Lego instruction manual.
• Sun, 16:56: Goddamn Twitter doesn't mention that it decided to drop some characters that previewed okay in my handle. FY,T
• Sun, 17:54: No doubt I'll rediscover why I was so anxious to get rid of it, but I'm glad I didn't throw this Microsoft keyboard away when I replaced it.
• Sun, 17:57: Holy Clock Change! In order to get the TV Guide page to display 6:00 pm, one must request 7:00 pm. And so on. Right hand, meet Lefty.
• Sun, 18:27: Being at the Museum of Science & Industry (Chi) and they'd put a clear panel on the side of an escalator, turning transport into exhibit.
• Sun, 18:27: RT @dlknowles: This isn't going to go down well https://t.co/nQisKswKdz https://t.co/eBPkMflYOj
• Sun, 19:18: RT @SciencePorn: https://t.co/cHN7zKStfj

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