My tweets

• Thu, 15:50: I'd like to find out who turned our society so vengeful and punitive, and beat the living poo out of him.
• Fri, 09:38: Benton Whiltbang was a gas, gas, gas. http://wondermark.comhttp://wondermark.com/c1203/
• Fri, 09:51: Won’t we all feel safer when the FBI mandates that we stop wearing our present iGarments and go around in backless hospital gowns?
• Fri, 11:13: What's love got to do with it? Plenty! A new study reveals that over a million hearts are broken each year due to second-hand emotion.
• Fri, 11:27: Apple's colorful "just a moment" circle is the Beach Ball. The radial lines are the Turbine. Generically, I call them all The Runaround.
• Fri, 11:30: Oh, the progress bar that starts white and the end gets longer and fills the length? I call that "smoking a cigarette." THE MORE YOU KNOW.