My tweets

• Sat, 14:55: RT @seldo: "Dangerously Incoherent" is my middle spatula watermelon! https://t.co/jDNidWzIdq
• Sat, 14:59: RT @MKupperman: @MKupperman Could Daniel Radcliffe be the next James Bond? He's english, he's an actor, he's been doing press-ups
• Sat, 15:01: RT @MagicRealismBot: The body of a princess is found in a library. Next to it is an ice cream van and a broken barometer. Can you explain w…