My tweets

• Thu, 23:10: Turns out it's possible to balance a Bic pen on its cap on my desktop. A black one, anyway. Yup, there it is.
• Fri, 00:18: You'll be interested in this, @harrymccracken: in the last scene of movie HAIR, a crowd extra has a Polaroid SX-70. Anachronism!
• Fri, 00:56: Chipmunk running across the road today amused me by its urgent flight. Seemed like it touched ground maybe four times on the way.
• Fri, 09:24: Status: Bic pen still standing on its cap? Check! Email header "It's a sausage party!" still funny? Check!
• Fri, 11:29: Rarely is something so dull for a person that hearing about how dull it is for them isn't duller still for their audience.