My tweets

• Tue, 21:33: Ah, the 5th of July Fireworks. They're different from the ones for the Second, the Third, and the Fourth. Different dull booms in the night.
• Wed, 00:03: Man tormented by curse of seeing how people will die attempts to blind himself. Happily, losing just one eye rids him of death perception.
• Wed, 09:31: RT @fozmeadows: Fuck @Westpac so hard. Literally fuck them for CLOSING THE ACCOUNT MY ROYALTIES GO TO WITHOUT CONTACTING ME ABOUT IT JESUS…
• Wed, 09:32: RT @HeerJeet: I'm old enough to remember when Republicans waited for a Clinton to be elected before starting impeachment process. https://t…
• Wed, 09:35: RT @Louis_Allday: The Iraq war can only be considered a 'failure' or 'mistake' if you have absolutely no understanding of how US imperialis…
• Wed, 09:41: RT @mcelhearn: Remarried couples should abstain from sex, Philadelphia Catholic church says #NotTheOnion https://t.co/aVPlOi4azA
• Wed, 11:22: 107 My weight, in millitons.