My tweets

• Sat, 19:09: RT @NamelessCynic: In 2003, bravely mumbling "ya don't give in to terr'ists," Bush closed all our bases in Saudi Arabia, just as bin Laden…
• Sat, 20:01: RT @ladyattis: LRT This paragraph says it all, really. https://t.co/UOkjDrirXv
• Sat, 20:12: "WELL…! Won't the Midland City Fire Department be surprised, again?!" —Chicken-Man (he has a Chicken-Missile)
• Sat, 20:44: ERRATUM: "Lightning never strikes the same place twice" should have been "You don't get hit twice by the same bolt." We regret the error.
• Sat, 22:36: RT @malki: The reason people are so dumb is because all skeletons have a drive to cure themselves of the meat part and hasten their own eme…
• Sat, 22:50: RT @pattonoswalt: Why'd Satan put that rat brain in that pterodactyl skeleton & then stretch Hitler's foreskin over it to make you? https:…
• Sat, 22:52: RT @cool_as_heck: Changed my mom's phone to autocorrect "no" to "harambe" https://t.co/lQ9oK9UuEw
• Sat, 23:01: RT @GreatDismal: So if, as I've read, only one bank, German, will loan Trump money, what might it take to get them to stop?
• Sat, 23:14: Wow! Pete Seeger's live on TV in 1963 singing "The Frozen Logger," and I'm singing along!
• Sat, 23:16: I am clapping so hard for Pete Seeger, only silently because my family might be asleep directly below me.

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