My tweets

• Fri, 13:55: "Siri, are we there yet? Are we there yet, Siri? How about now, Siri? Are we there yet?"
• Fri, 20:04: RT @theharryshearer: Based on FDA report, DEA retains marijuana as banned "Schedule 1" drug. Here are some drugs FDA has approved: https:/…
• Fri, 21:31: RT @KeithOlbermann: Wheels coming off in three, two... RT @JTSantucci TRUMP: "I wanna get the hell outta here I wanna go home"
• Fri, 21:42: RT @JohnFugelsang: Claiming 'the election is rigged' proves that Donald Trump has what George Bush lacked - an exit strategy.
• Sat, 09:00: I'm pretty sure there was a moment last night when it was both Friday and the thirteenth. Not for long, though.