My tweets

• Sat, 16:09: Science reports: "Dogs' mouths are actually really, really filthy. We were kidding! You took that seriously? Did you ever -watch- a dog?"
• Sat, 18:28: RT @owillis: Conservatives since 2008: perfectly normal things Obama did means were all going to die Cons today: diplomatic screwups w Chi…
• Sat, 20:42: RT @GlennThrush: Yes https://t.co/DGnE0uwyQR
• Sat, 20:58: RT @mrbeamjockey: On this day in 1942, immigrant Enrico Fermi fulfilled American dream by finally making his pile. @Fermilab https://t.co/4…
• Sat, 23:42: RT @KirkSeriousFace: Shout out to everyone who was defrauded willingly by Jill Stein. She now has and will resell your email and personal i…