Marvelous stuff, but not likely to please the class of Fundamentalist-Christians who so dislike the original Harry Potter books. To them, Rationalism & Science are just as bad as Witchcraft (as far as I can figure out).

So what they need (and what I'm waiting for) is fanfic of Harry Potter attending a nice Fundamentalist Christian Theological Seminary.

Well, that and someone who untangles it as well as Slactivist does the Left Behind series.