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Sarah looks at the floral pattern on the dress Cathy is wearing today, and sees Spiderman.

Which reminds me about something. Years ago, I was reading a Superman comic in which Lex Luthor (rather than the Toyman, I do believe) has gone to prison, where he makes instructional toys. Talk about one-trick items! Each of them shows the commission of a crime with little scale model perpetrators doing something like sweeping down on the First National with cable harnesses. But they're okay, because you see, they show that these ingenious crimes have flaws that result in the criminals being nabbed by waiting model policemen. So accurate are the models, they seem to have the exact right facial expressions for each scene. Nice work, Lex!

Of course, Luthor was evil, and these instructional models served his evil purpose: when the obvious flaw was bypassed in the obvious way, the toy was a blueprint for a perfect crime by his gang. And everybody but Superman thought he was a good convict! I expect they'd have gone on thinking it, even after six or eight perfect crimes were committed along the lines of his creative efforts.

When I first read this, I got to thinking about whether the crafter of a comical book had an obligation to his public not to demonstrate how to carry out a crime, and whether each crime shown should have a fatal flaw that would let the 1/16 scale policemen put you in their 1/16 scale paddy wagon and take you to the Big Toychest. In my youthful thought experiment, readers soon grew weary of fake crimes that were implausible by their nature and demanded stronger meat. Thinking about it now, I imagine somebody would sue the writer if he got caught or injured carrying out a crime that was drafted with a built-in flaw.

Seemed like an interesting topic, though.
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Oct. 13th, 2004 07:43 am
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This must be serious. Usually, Mallard only spends a week whaling away at a topic. It's as if a gag-a-day strip spent all week on the ramifications of "because of the sand-which-is there" or some such. Monday: We learn that Kerry wanted to go to the beach to eat, because of the sand which is there! HA HA! Tuesday: The cross-eyed press wants to deny the whole thing and stick their heads in the sand which is there! HA HA HA! Wednesday: Mallard* asks his boss if they shouldn't be covering this constitutional scandal, and the boss asks him if he is discriminating against Sandy-Americans! HA HA HA HA! Thursday: Cross-eyed liberals protest that this discriminates against the witches, too!! HA HA HA HA HA!! Friday: A grotesque giant head with lots of lines in it, thoughtfully identifying itself by name as some famous liberal, stares expressionlessly while thinking something about how this latest scandal has him buried up to his neck in the sand-(etc) while the rising tide of public opinion is starting to come in. HA! (etc)

*footnote: Mallard, of course, finishes the strip by giving us that patented look that plainly says, "As you and I both know, all liberals are full of sh*t!"

So anyway, it looks like this must be the biggest of dead horses, because Tinsley (by whom I mean Tinsley, his writer, and his -- ha ha -- researcher) has chosen to spend a second week flogging it with unabated gusto. What could possibly be so vital and important to our nation's well-being and good-natured chuckles? Rathergate! Whiterather! Ratherpot Dome! You know, the one where some pieces of inessential corroborative detail have been found to be recreations of undisputed originals? Kind of the same way that Mallard's talking points are copied over from the GOP memos in Tinsley's near-legible lettering for his unexpressive ciphers to chant.

Lucky Mallard! He gets to live on a comics page, and as long as there are Gops in high places, he'll have a berth where the concerns of reality need never intrude. How do I get a slot like that?
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Sep. 28th, 2004 08:01 am
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There it is in the paper today; Beetle Bailey shows the signs of new hands in the art department. Suddenly, the art has tightened up -- it doesn't look like it was drawn at printed size any more. The panel border looks darker, and the lettering is smaller and neater. If I had to guess, I'd say the Walker son (Greg?) has departed. At least his name's not there now, and I think it was before. On the other hand, maybe he's taken over completely and his first act was to hire a ghost artist. Dunno.

I wonder if this means they'll keep recycling old strip ideas from the late 50s? I keep seeing them do that.

Last time I noticed a change in a strip (other than the adventure strips, which I observe and promptly forget), it was a change in the look of "Family Circus" that preceded by a few weeks the appearance of Jeff Keane's name along with Bil's in the signature. Presumably, the change in FC marked the retirement of Keane's longtime finisher (um, Bud Warner? I can't find my collection where Keane thanks him).

Anyway, as might be guessed, it's a slow news day. The street outside is still torn up. Sarah likes to stand on the elevated manhole covers, which form a sort of pedestal, and jump off. It looks wet outside, no doubt because we're sitting under a tropical storm. Time for me to start thinking about work.
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