some explanations
Sep. 22nd, 2004 06:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
We're here because good communication is essential. I sometimes think cars should be able to call each other. Just dial the license plate. Since you can't (and probably that's a good thing), I have called this session. Who wants an explanation?
Yes, you: Why did I honk at you? Because you knocked yourself out to get in front of me when there was a whole block of empty road behind me, and once you were there you slowed down to 5 miles an hour below the speed limit. What's that? If the speed limit is safe, then going slower must be even safer? You need help. Next?
You over there: What was I saying? I presume you're referring to the incident where you cut me off and after I labored behind you for a block, during which time you slowed down and sped up randomly, I finally managed to pass you. At that point, I said something, and you -- no lip reader -- were hollering "What did you say? WHAT DID YOU SAY??" Really, does it matter what I said? Would anything I said have caused a light bulb to go off over your head and realize that you are a moron and shouldn't be allowed out without learning that you're not the only one on the road? I don't actually remember what I said, but what if it was, "Get Wildroot Cream Oil, Charlie!"? Does that not satisfy you, or should I make up something else?
One more. Nobody? There were other hands up when I started. No one? Okay, see you later.
Yes, you: Why did I honk at you? Because you knocked yourself out to get in front of me when there was a whole block of empty road behind me, and once you were there you slowed down to 5 miles an hour below the speed limit. What's that? If the speed limit is safe, then going slower must be even safer? You need help. Next?
You over there: What was I saying? I presume you're referring to the incident where you cut me off and after I labored behind you for a block, during which time you slowed down and sped up randomly, I finally managed to pass you. At that point, I said something, and you -- no lip reader -- were hollering "What did you say? WHAT DID YOU SAY??" Really, does it matter what I said? Would anything I said have caused a light bulb to go off over your head and realize that you are a moron and shouldn't be allowed out without learning that you're not the only one on the road? I don't actually remember what I said, but what if it was, "Get Wildroot Cream Oil, Charlie!"? Does that not satisfy you, or should I make up something else?
One more. Nobody? There were other hands up when I started. No one? Okay, see you later.
one more
Date: 2004-10-06 03:30 pm (UTC)You're welcome!
one more
Date: 2004-10-12 07:57 pm (UTC)Then I started to feel bad and got to thinking: what about proportion? what about punishment appropriate to the offense? And that's why I torched your house.
Okay, I'm off. Drive carefully!