pants wars

[kip_w]

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I find your lack of pants disturbing.

Thanks to This Modern World.
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Comments

[rwl.livejournal.com]

This somehow seems akin to adding the words "in bed" at the end of Chinese cookie fortunes.

[kip-w.livejournal.com]

Or my version, which is to read it in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice and add, "...with an Uzi."

[asimovberlioz.livejournal.com]

Just as long as he doesn't say, "Love to slip them off of you."