OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT...

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Via WFMU's Beware the Blog, it's a Gandy Goose and Sourpuss cartoon, complete with wholly redundant and unnecessary explanations for the deaf (and apparently stupid as well). If "uh oh! It's a LION!" is for you, then you can download this ...this thing... and have it forever, or at least until it no longer works on your system. (Alert viewers will notice that this is a weak rehash of themes from the classic PORKY IN WACKYLAND.)
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she wants

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Sarah's wants are simple. She wants the bed we looked at today, with a ladder up to the top and a desk and dresser underneath (and some shelves). And she wants a slide that goes around three times (actually two), like the one at Stanley Park. We explained that these things are very expensive. She counters that the slide costs a couple of dollars, and she is willing to contribute her own money (that is, the change she picks up here and there in the house). Whichever parent she is talking to, she cites the other parent as an authority who has okayed the whole deal.

Anybody want to buy some of our old furniture? Cheap.
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