My tweets

• Wed, 14:28: Al: "I can't tell if this is mayonnaise or guacamole." Ed: "It's Cinco de Mayo!" Both: (to audience) "Thanks for watching our show." (exit)
• Wed, 20:35: RT @texafornianycer: .@VeryWhiteGuy This all day: http://t.co/87IXDNKcPH
• Wed, 21:34: RT @saladinahmed: Baltimore cops to be charged. Crucial to point out that this only happened b/c of protests. http://t.co/hkRxxyZOYh http:/…
• Wed, 22:35: And we're lost out here in the stars: Little stars, Big stars, Blowing through the night, And we're lost out here in the stars…
• Thu, 06:38: RT @SamSykesSwears: SpiderMan SpiderMan Another series of SpiderMan Last ones sucked This one's new No Black Widow movie for you Look out H…
• Thu, 08:08: RT @saladinahmed: The art of the twitter rights grab. ht @mattdpearce http://t.co/cCUhPpIipZ
• Thu, 08:29: RT @geoff9cow: "Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying a grudge, the other guy's out dancing.” Buddy Hackett
• Thu, 08:36: RT @jaymills: Gotta agree w/ @JoeDunman - everyone should read this @radleybalko column. Especially pundits. http://t.co/bGMquGvfWP http://…
• Thu, 08:37: RT @BlueDuPage: Texas Republicans look to ban abortion coverage from health insurance plans http://t.co/fXLFe0eBcJ #WarOnWomen http://t.c…
• Thu, 08:39: RT @skullmandible: superman is weak against magic, but also anything he BELIEVES is magic, and long story short I accidentally tore off sup…

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