- Thu, 12:06: Mower's passed over Thousands of dandelions Nodding in the sun.
- Thu, 14:55: RT @lizzwinstead: They really should rename the Republican primary, Fox News Auditions: 2016
- Thu, 15:02: I'm dumbfounded. Never encountered a mediocre box of Sociables before. Broken ones, yes, but not tasteless.
- Thu, 18:41: RT @windowseat: Note to Apple: commercials featuring a giant animated emoji on your watch make me far less interested in your watch.
- Thu, 19:22: RT @zaibatsu: NASA’s new radar detects heartbeats, saving 4 lives in #Nepal: http://t.co/ILblPCifrM #tech http://t.co/GRuWpKihkA
- Thu, 19:30: Where's the "automatically dismiss promoted junk tweets" option?
- Thu, 19:54: Oh, neat. This movie, BARNEY OLDFIELD'S RACE FOR A LIFE is where the cover…
- Thu, 19:55: …for IRA IRONSTRINGS PLAYS MUSIC FOR PEOPLE WITH $3.98 (PLUS TAX, IF ANY) comes from.
- Thu, 19:56: ("Ira Ironstrings," by the way, was actually bandleader/guitarist Alvino Rey, playing for the fun of it. )
- Thu, 23:25: RT @MichaelSkolnik: Dear @BaltimorePolice, We don’t believe you. Signed, Any American with a brain