that time of year

[kip_w]

.
Seems like I post this earlier every year, doesn't it?

Freddy the Snowman
ttto: Frosty the Snowman
lyrics©1999 by Kip Williams

Freddy the Snowman,
With his scarf of red and green,
Didn't look too spry but my oh my
What a stone-cold death machine!

Freddy the Snowman
Got most everyone but me,
With his eyes of coal and his evil soul
On his chilly killin' spree.

There must have been a curse upon
That rusty kitchen knife;
When Suzy put it in his hand,
The snowman took her life!

Ow!

Freddy the Snowman
Was a child molester too,
And we heard him say, being dragged away,
"I'll be back, next year, for you!"

(Hackity hack hack,
Hackity hack hack,
Hacking hard and deep!
Stabbity stab stab,
Stabbity stab stab,
Kills you in your sleep!)

Have a jol-ly hol-i-dayyyy!
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Comments

[davesslave.livejournal.com]

Great fun!

[ritaxis.livejournal.com]

Oy, now I have to wash out my brain with orange hand cleaner. Kip! use this power for good, not evil!

[jimtbari.livejournal.com]

Perhaps, but it's funny every year, too.

[liveavatar.livejournal.com]

All hail your mighty powers of scansion!

[meggins.livejournal.com]

Seems right for a Dr. Demento or Twisted Christmas collection.