kip_w | floor wax?

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This Amazon listing is a little dry, but the customer reviews are certainly enlightening.

"I bought a can of this about 4.5 billion years ago, give or take a few million years, but when I went to use it today I noticed only half of it was still in the can. I swear I put the lid on tight. I'd give it more stars if it came in a better package."

"I run a secret nuclear facility for a country that would prefer to go nameless. Imagine our surprise when we got our Uranium into the lab and realized it wasnt't the ENRICHED uranium. Sure, this stuff is good for an acetate or practical jokes, but if you need to make some high grade plutonium you better look elsewhere. I'd like to say this products poor review does not refect upon Amazon at all. With the sactions in full effect [...] is about the only way for us to get our materials into the country. Their delivery to the desert is top notch.

"Oh and... Death to America."

Medium-large thanks to elisem for the pointer. Update: It was also linked from bOINGbOING -- if there was an option to read LJ in chronological order, instead of backwards, I'd have known that. Seriously, how hard would it be to let me read things in the order they were written???
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