something awful going on

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Individuals who claim to have been physically attacked by their loyal Robot Buddy must fill out this form before matters can proceed. This will undoubtedly be a very stressful time for you, given your frail and unpredictable human emotions. With that in mind, please fill out the form with the assistance of your Robot Buddy.

Do you have a very vivid imagination? This is a good quality in humans. There is no shame in admitting it.

[ _ ] Yes
[ _ ] Not as good as others, but still capable of far too much

Read the rest with the assistance of your Robot Buddy!
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